| Her: | Is our family conservative or liberal? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Mostly conservative but me and the older two sisters are liberal. |
| Her: | What's the difference? |
| Me: | Most liberals don't like war, want more programs that help the poor, and want gay marriage and abortion to be legal. Most conservatives like war, hate taxes, and want gay marriage and abortion to be illegal. |
| Her: | Why do they want abortion to be illegal? |
| Me: | They think an abortion is the same thing as murdering a baby. That's why they call themselves "pro-life." |
| Her: | Pro-life? I don't get it. Didn't you just say they liked war? |
| Me: | Welcome to the dark side. |
this is the most photogenic man in the world!
OK SOMEBODY ANYBODY…..WHO IS THIS GUY AND Y DO I KEEP SEEING HIM ON MY DASH? I REELY NEED 2 KNO.
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Making it simple to understand
Sorenson, “Health Insurance and Broccoli.”
I AM NOT TRAYVON MARTIN.
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